It’s true, lovers! I’m having a cray cray, honey badger video contest! But you don’t have to make a video in order to enter to win! No, lovers, there are so many things you can do qualify to enter and win! Watch this video all about it and then read below to learn more about the contest and what you could possibly win!!! Tell everyone you know! Good luck! =) xoxo
*GET THE NASTYASS TALKING DOLL-ONLY $19.95 ($8 s/h): http://bit.ly/wW79nq *
There are many ways to enter my HONEY BADGER VIDEO CONTEST-Please visit:
a Rafflecopter giveaway
*The honey badger contest starts Friday 2/15/13 and the last submission must be posted to YouTube no later than 11:59pm Friday 3/29/13
*If you submit your own honey badger video, using Randall’s original nastyass honey badger doll, upload to YouTube and put “honey badger contest” anywhere in the video title.
*Randall will personally select all winners and review all submissions/entries.
*Grand Prize = Randall narrates whatever winner wishes (no pornography or abusive material). Winner must provide original video footage for narration; supplied video footage will be edited to no longer than 3 minutes. Randall’s narrated video will be the Featured Video on Randall’s YouTube channel page for one month. Winning video will be featured in the #1 position of the channel’s main playlist for one month.
-[Winner agrees to release rights to original footage outright, in exchange for the Grand Prize Randall narration. As well, Winner agrees to provide information pertinent to Randall's narration of original footage.]
Runner up prizes
*A personalized signed copy of “Honey Badger Don’t Care: Randall’s Guide to Nastyass Animals” http://amzn.to/T17uyn (1 winner)
*A phone call from Randall (1 winners)
*Randall mentions any name winner wishes, in one of his wildlife videos (2 winners)
*A signed 8×10 photo of Randall & Randall MP3 (2 winners)
^Andrea Gabriel = http://imdb.to/xg5csd
^Ryan Penington = http://imdb.to/12poqGf
Thought this would fit better here than where I posted it before.
Diane Foster February 23, 2013 at 10:38 am #
Look out. I have found the honey badger’s kryptonite. You will see. You will see who the real bad ass is. As soon as I can get the money for the honey badger I will enter your contest.
How am I going to get the money?I will save on food costs by eating larvae. I will go to Walmart and hit up strangers in the parking lot, and tell them if I don’t get enough money for the toy I will have to eat snakes…. But Walmart shoppers don’t care. They will run backwards when they see me.
So I will probably just dig through my purses for change…..eeeew…..what’s that in my purse? That’s so nasty. My wallet is covered with larvae. How disgusting. But look at that digging! Surely I can dig up enough for the honey badger with a dirty nastyass mouth.
I will stand out front with a sign that says SAVE THE POOR HONEYBADGER! And a picture of the little baby badger, looking all precious. Nothing can stop people from donating change to a precious little baby animal. And Walmart is a hungry bastard,but once it is done eating their share of the money I can get the scraps. Thanks, stupid, thanks for the change! Little do they know, FYI……they’ve been scammed…..
This will be truly hilarious if I follow through….most likely I would put a save the honey badger jar at some local metal concerts. Maybe I can get them to do a honey badger benefit show. Or I could just shut up and go ask my dad. . I tend to not follow through so any encouragement would be nice. You narrating my quest to get a honey badger doll.
Have you ever considered the walrus as an animal worthy of being nastyass and crazy? Walruses are pretty disgusting.
Your fan,
Diane Foster
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Thanks for all the laughs.
I sound so crazy but guess what? I don’t care.
If I don’t have $32 dollars can I use my cat?
You sure can, love! There are other ways to enter! =) xoxo