That’s right, lovers! It’s time for this year’s Oscars and you know what? This year’s Best Pictures are all really amazing! It’s gonna be a hard one to determine who “Best in Show” really is! Enjoy my video on the subject and follow me on Twitter Oscar Sunday – I’ll be interacting with peeps from 9pm(EST)-10pm! =) xoxo Now, share this s*** will, ya?!
Look out. I have found the honey badger’s kryptonite. You will see. You will see who the real bad ass is. As soon as I can get the money for the honey badger I will enter your contest.
How am I going to get the money?I will save on food costs by eating larvae. I will go to Walmart and hit up strangers in the parking lot, and tell them if I don’t get enough money for the toy I will have to eat snakes…. But Walmart shoppers don’t care. They will run backwards when they see me.
So I will probably just dig through my purses for change…..eeeew…..what’s that in my purse? That’s so nasty. My wallet is covered with larvae. How disgusting. But look at that digging! Surely I can dig up enough for the honey badger with a dirty nastyass mouth.
I will stand out front with a sign that says SAVE THE POOR HONEYBADGER! And a picture of the little baby badger, looking all precious. Nothing can stop people from donating change to a precious little baby animal. And Walmart is a hungry bastard,but once it is done eating their share of the money I can get the scraps. Thanks, stupid, thanks for the change! Little do they know, FYI……they’ve been scammed…..
And then I shall face the honey badger in all its glory and turn upside down all we believe about their non shit giving nastyasses.
This will be truly hilarious if I follow through….most likely I would put a save the honey badger jar at some local metal concerts. Maybe I can get them to do a honey badger benefit show. Or I could just shut up and go ask my dad. The video I make with the badger will be even funnier. I tend to not follow through so any encouragement would be nice.
Have you ever considered the walrus as an animal worthy of being nastyass and crazy? Walruses are pretty disgusting.
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Diane Foster
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Thanks for all the laughs.