I LOVE being 95.8 Capital FM’s, Capital Breakfast‘s resident animal expert! Dave and Lisa are amazing! There are so many crazy animal-related news stories happening daily; we just never hear about them…until now!

Be sure to check this wonderful station out! Big loves to my UK brothers and sisters!

Watch out-Billions of horny bugs are about to get nasty after 17 years of hibernation!

There’s a goat out there, that thinks it’s a chicken?! How cray cray!
That’s no poodle, that’s a ferret on steroids!!! =O xoxo

Be on the lookout for primates mugging off peeps! =O xoxo

Zombie hamsters are real! =O xoxo

Lovers,

It has come to my attention one of Trump’s hunting boys is on the new season of Celebrity Apprentice…again. He continues to infest our airwaves with his face and personality. Sadly, those who watch this show are unfamiliar with he and his brother’s hunting exploits. Though they claim they provide the kills to local people/villages; what he fails to leave out are some kills are indeed, purely for “sport”. They’re slain in cold blood for the “thrill” of saying they killed.

Therefore, I suggest we hurt daddy Trump’s ratings as his sons have hurt defenseless and in some cases, endangered animals. We shall not watch the Trump Klan’s show until the sons admit their wrongdoing.

Share this with anyone you know and love! Together, we can protect and save our planet’s animals!

Read my piece; watch my video on the Trump Klan for The Huffington Post HERE

That’s right-Monday, March 11th, I’ll be speaking at a panel alongside Tony Mennuto (Mister Face, Spin City and Late Night with Conan O’Brien to name a few) and opening the floor up to questions. I’m so thrilled and excited! What shall I wear?! Holy Mary, I totes have my work to do prior to this fabulous event!

Also, after the panel discussion, I will be signing copies of my book, “Honey Badger Don’t Care: Randall’s Guide to Nastyass Animals”! So click HERE right now for more information including location and time! Don’t forget to add me to your SXSW schedule!!!

See you soon, lovers! And please, share this with your peeps and lovers!

=) xoxo

There are many ways to enter my HONEY BADGER VIDEO CONTEST. To enter, simply go HERE or click the widget below!

*The honey badger contest started Friday 2/15/13 and the last submission must be posted to YouTube no later than 11:59pm Thursday 4/25/13

*If you submit your own honey badger video, using Randall’s original nastyass honey badger doll, upload to YouTube and put “honey badger contest” anywhere in the video title.

*Randall will personally select all winners and review all submissions/entries.

*Grand Prize = Randall narrates whatever winner wishes (no pornography or abusive material). Winner must provide original video footage for narration; supplied video footage will be edited to no longer than 3 minutes. Randall’s narrated video will be the Featured Video on Randall’s YouTube channel page for one month. Winning video will be featured in the #1 position of the channel’s main playlist for one month.

-[Winner agrees to release rights to original footage outright, in exchange for the Grand Prize Randall narration. As well, Winner agrees to provide information pertinent to Randall's narration of original footage.]
Runner up prizes =
*A personalized signed copy of “Honey Badger Don’t Care: Randall’s Guide to Nastyass Animals” (1 winner)
*A phone call from Randall (1 winners)
*Randall mentions any name winner wishes, in one of his wildlife videos (2 winners)
*A signed 8×10 photo of Randall & Randall MP3 (2 winners)

Click HERE for nastyass honey badger apps!!!

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Or CLICKY this iTunes button below! =) xoxo

That’s right, lovers! It’s time for this year’s Oscars and you know what? This year’s Best Pictures are all really amazing! It’s gonna be a hard one to determine who “Best in Show” really is! Enjoy my video on the subject and follow me on Twitter Oscar Sunday – I’ll be interacting with peeps from 9pm(EST)-10pm! =) xoxo Now, share this s*** will, ya?!

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There are many ways to enter my HONEY BADGER VIDEO CONTEST-Please visit:
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*The honey badger contest starts Friday 2/15/13 and the last submission must be posted to YouTube no later than 11:59pm Friday 3/29/13
*If you submit your own honey badger video, using Randall’s original nastyass honey badger doll, upload to YouTube and put “honey badger contest” anywhere in the video title.
*Randall will personally select all winners and review all submissions/entries.
*Grand Prize = Randall narrates whatever winner wishes (no pornography or abusive material). Winner must provide original video footage for narration; supplied video footage will be edited to no longer than 3 minutes. Randall’s narrated video will be the Featured Video on Randall’s YouTube channel page for one month. Winning video will be featured in the #1 position of the channel’s main playlist for one month.
-[Winner agrees to release rights to original footage outright, in exchange for the Grand Prize Randall narration. As well, Winner agrees to provide information pertinent to Randall's narration of original footage.]

Runner up prizes
*A personalized signed copy of “Honey Badger Don’t Care: Randall’s Guide to Nastyass Animals” http://amzn.to/T17uyn (1 winner)
*A phone call from Randall (1 winners)
*Randall mentions any name winner wishes, in one of his wildlife videos (2 winners)
*A signed 8×10 photo of Randall & Randall MP3 (2 winners)

^Andrea Gabriel = http://imdb.to/xg5csd
^Ryan Penington = http://imdb.to/12poqGf