It’s true, lovers! Today, with one day left to enter, I submitted my video for Wild Kingdom‘s Next Wild Guide contest! If I win, I will receive a cash prize AND host Wild Kingdom online! I mean, how exciting is that?! Please review my submission and let me know what you think? Paws crossed! Share this with your friends and family! =) xoxo
I LOVE being 95.8 Capital FM’s, Capital Breakfast‘s resident animal expert! Dave and Lisa are amazing! There are so many crazy animal-related news stories happening daily; we just never hear about them…until now!
Be sure to check this wonderful station out! Big loves to my UK brothers and sisters!
Watch out-Billions of horny bugs are about to get nasty after 17 years of hibernation!
Be on the lookout for primates mugging off peeps! =O xoxo
Zombie hamsters are real! =O xoxo
Can you believe April has arrived? It seemed to take forever, but now, it is here and Spring alongside it. Hand-in-hand our April and sweet Spring are here and in the air; ready for love and to erase our minds of the ickiness of January through March! March was really kind of marbles when you think about it. Don’t believe me? Well, I’ll let my latest Monthly Recap, speak for itself! Enjoy! =) xoxo
It has come to my attention one of Trump’s hunting boys is on the new season of Celebrity Apprentice…again. He continues to infest our airwaves with his face and personality. Sadly, those who watch this show are unfamiliar with he and his brother’s hunting exploits. Though they claim they provide the kills to local people/villages; what he fails to leave out are some kills are indeed, purely for “sport”. They’re slain in cold blood for the “thrill” of saying they killed.
Therefore, I suggest we hurt daddy Trump’s ratings as his sons have hurt defenseless and in some cases, endangered animals. We shall not watch the Trump Klan’s show until the sons admit their wrongdoing. Read More…
That’s right-Monday, March 11th, I’ll be speaking at a panel alongside Tony Mennuto (Mister Face, Spin City and Late Night with Conan O’Brien to name a few) and opening the floor up to questions. I’m so thrilled and excited! What shall I wear?! Holy Mary, I totes have my work to do prior to this fabulous event!
Also, after the panel discussion, I will be signing copies of my book, “Honey Badger Don’t Care: Randall’s Guide to Nastyass Animals”! So click HERE right now for more information including location and time! Don’t forget to add me to your SXSW schedule!!!
See you soon, lovers! And please, share this with your peeps and lovers!
It’s true, lovers! I am having an outrageous honey badger video contest!
There are many ways to enter my HONEY BADGER VIDEO CONTEST. To enter, simply go HERE or click the widget below!
*The honey badger contest started Friday 2/15/13 and the last submission must be posted to YouTube no later than 11:59pm Thursday 4/25/13
*If you submit your own honey badger video, using Randall’s original nastyass honey badger doll, upload to YouTube and put “honey badger contest” anywhere in the video title.
*Randall will personally select all winners and review all submissions/entries.
*Grand Prize = Randall narrates whatever winner wishes (no pornography or abusive material). Winner must provide original video footage for narration; supplied video footage will be edited to no longer than 3 minutes. Randall’s narrated video will be the Featured Video on Randall’s YouTube channel page for one month. Winning video will be featured in the #1 position of the channel’s main playlist for one month.
-[Winner agrees to release rights to original footage outright, in exchange for the Grand Prize Randall narration. As well, Winner agrees to provide information pertinent to Randall's narration of original footage.]
Runner up prizes =
*A personalized signed copy of “Honey Badger Don’t Care: Randall’s Guide to Nastyass Animals” (1 winner)
*A phone call from Randall (1 winners)
*Randall mentions any name winner wishes, in one of his wildlife videos (2 winners)
*A signed 8×10 photo of Randall & Randall MP3 (2 winners)
Click HERE for nastyass honey badger apps!!!
Now’s your chance to get my “Honey Badger Meditation” MP3 NOW on iTUNES!!!
Or CLICKY this iTunes button below! =) xoxo
That’s right, lovers! It’s time for this year’s Oscars and you know what? This year’s Best Pictures are all really amazing! It’s gonna be a hard one to determine who “Best in Show” really is! Enjoy my video on the subject and follow me on Twitter Oscar Sunday – I’ll be interacting with peeps from 9pm(EST)-10pm! =) xoxo Now, share this s*** will, ya?!
This outrageous comedy short will make your sides hurt from laughing so damn much! Watch “Beecher Baby Bouncer” right here, right now! It features yours truly and the always incredible, Gilbert Gottfried! Don’t be stupid, watch it here and then tell everyone else you know about it!
It’s true, lovers–soon, I will be in the marvelous city of Toronto in Canada! Doing what I do best: sharing some wild stories, live narrations, singing some songs and extracting your inner-honey badger to just take what you want! Tell your friends and in the meantime, check out the amazing schedule and get more info about my show, lovers!
Click THIS to find out more now, silly! =) xoxo
It’s true, lovers! I’m here in a damp Tampa, Florida, getting ready for the big press conference tomorrow to announce the introduction of the Honey Badger Party! If you live in the area or are bored with the RNC, please come visit us!!! IT WILL BE STREAMING LIVE AT 6PM EST HERE: http://honeybadger2012.com/
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE | CONTACT
Ami Bowen, Honey Badger 2012 staff
(727) 480-4162, firstname.lastname@example.org
INTERNATIONAL CELEBRITY, HONEY BADGER, ANNOUNCES
CANDIDACY FOR THE 2012 ELECTION
Honey Badger Don’t Care: He Eats Issues For Breakfast
Tampa, Florida [August 25, 2012] The Honey Badger 2012 campaign is digging its claws in for the
Republican National Convention to humorously point out the absurdity of the issues that are taking center
stage in the election drama.
Honey Badger’s focus is creating awareness around real solutions to the serious global issues we all face. In short, Honey Badger doesn’t want to hear any more discussions about our problems; he wants solutions that work for everyone. Solutions that work financially and environmentally, while at the same time empowering the communities they serve. Like the honey badger’s “scraps” support the birds and coyotes…this solution is one that is of benefit to all. An official Press Conference will be held Tuesday, August 28 from 6 to 8 pm.
The average American has long grown tired of the political rhetoric, yet they continue to grow hungry for
a viral video featuring a real honey badger doing real honey badger things. “Birth certificates? Tax returns?
Honey Badger don’t care – that’s just paper! Paper makes a great fuel by the way.” Honey Badger’s platform
supports using “waste” to create clean renewable energy. And there’s the reason the founders of The
Roosevelt 2.0 decided to invite the Honey Badger to join them to announce his official platform for the
The official headquarters will be located in one of the oldest buildings in Ybor City, in the heart of Tampa’s historic entertainment district and in the midst of all the RNC action. Called the Roosevelt 2.0, the space is intended to be one full of positive energy and exciting activity throughout the week. There will be art, music, conversation and positivity.
The staff of the Roosevelt 2.0 are preparing for events all week. Sunday offers yoga, tea, music and a mindful capitalism talk. Tuesday is the main focus, with a personal appearance by press secretary “Randall”- the voice behind the viral sensation Honey Badger video (50,000,000 views) – formally announcing the Honey Badger 2012 platform. A book signing followed by a performance by locally-loved Americana band Applebutter Express will continue the festivities into the evening.
The campaign will continue to update the public in an ongoing video series through the election in
November. A team of film students from the Art Institute of Tampa are producing the media with the
intention of creating career opportunities for students.
Event listings will be updated daily at www.HoneyBadger2012.com.
About Honey Badger: He has lived in the wild since birth and has practiced everything from cobra fighting
to bee larvae eating. Honey Badger graduated from the school of hard knocks and continues to learn
through real-life lessons. Honey Badger is not a Republican, Democrat, Independent, Green Party, Tea Party
or any other label – he just don’t care.
What a fabulous time I had with everyone who makes the show happen and the fantastic judges themselves!
If you missed it, no worries, deer…simply watch my appearance here:
And here are some amazing pics to AGT! =) xoxo