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Why We STILL Love the Honey Badger – at SXSW!!! =) xoxo

That’s right-Monday, March 11th, I’ll be speaking at a panel alongside Tony Mennuto (Mister Face, Spin City and Late Night with Conan O’Brien to name a few) and opening the floor up to questions. I’m so thrilled and excited! What shall I wear?! Holy Mary, I totes have my work to do prior to this fabulous event!

Also, after the panel discussion, I will be signing copies of my book, “Honey Badger Don’t Care: Randall’s Guide to Nastyass Animals”! So click HERE right now for more information including location and time! Don’t forget to add me to your SXSW schedule!!!

See you soon, lovers! And please, share this with your peeps and lovers!

=) xoxo

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My Honey Badger Contest!!!

It’s true, lovers! I am having an outrageous honey badger video contest!

There are many ways to enter my HONEY BADGER VIDEO CONTEST. To enter, simply go HERE or click the widget below!

*The honey badger contest started Friday 2/15/13 and the last submission must be posted to YouTube no later than 11:59pm Thursday 4/25/13

*If you submit your own honey badger video, using Randall’s original nastyass honey badger doll, upload to YouTube and put “honey badger contest” anywhere in the video title.

*Randall will personally select all winners and review all submissions/entries.

*Grand Prize = Randall narrates whatever winner wishes (no pornography or abusive material). Winner must provide original video footage for narration; supplied video footage will be edited to no longer than 3 minutes. Randall’s narrated video will be the Featured Video on Randall’s YouTube channel page for one month. Winning video will be featured in the #1 position of the channel’s main playlist for one month.

-[Winner agrees to release rights to original footage outright, in exchange for the Grand Prize Randall narration. As well, Winner agrees to provide information pertinent to Randall's narration of original footage.]
Runner up prizes =
*A personalized signed copy of “Honey Badger Don’t Care: Randall’s Guide to Nastyass Animals” (1 winner)
*A phone call from Randall (1 winners)
*Randall mentions any name winner wishes, in one of his wildlife videos (2 winners)
*A signed 8×10 photo of Randall & Randall MP3 (2 winners)

Click HERE for nastyass honey badger apps!!!

a Rafflecopter giveaway

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The 2013 Oscars! How Exciting?! =) xoxo

That’s right, lovers! It’s time for this year’s Oscars and you know what? This year’s Best Pictures are all really amazing! It’s gonna be a hard one to determine who “Best in Show” really is! Enjoy my video on the subject and follow me on Twitter Oscar Sunday – I’ll be interacting with peeps from 9pm(EST)-10pm! =) xoxo Now, share this s*** will, ya?!

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Toronto…Here I Come! See Me Live 3 nights at Club Mod!!!

It’s true, lovers–soon, I will be in the marvelous city of Toronto in Canada! Doing what I do best: sharing some wild stories, live narrations, singing some songs and extracting your inner-honey badger to just take what you want! Tell your friends and in the meantime, check out the amazing schedule and get more info about my show, lovers!

Click THIS to find out more now, silly! =) xoxo

Send your questions to me via #badgertakeover to @JFL42 on Twitter!

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Vote Honey Badger 2012 – I’m Here in Tampa; Press Conf. Tomorrow!

It’s true, lovers! I’m here in a damp Tampa, Florida, getting ready for the big press conference tomorrow to announce the introduction of the Honey Badger Party! If you live in the area or are bored with the RNC, please come visit us!!! IT WILL BE STREAMING LIVE AT 6PM EST HERE: http://honeybadger2012.com/

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE | CONTACT
Ami Bowen, Honey Badger 2012 staff
(727) 480-4162, ami@bowenimagery.com

INTERNATIONAL CELEBRITY, HONEY BADGER, ANNOUNCES
CANDIDACY FOR THE 2012 ELECTION

Honey Badger Don’t Care: He Eats Issues For Breakfast

Tampa, Florida [August 25, 2012] The Honey Badger 2012 campaign is digging its claws in for the
Republican National Convention to humorously point out the absurdity of the issues that are taking center
stage in the election drama.

Honey Badger’s focus is creating awareness around real solutions to the serious global issues we all face. In short, Honey Badger doesn’t want to hear any more discussions about our problems; he wants solutions that work for everyone. Solutions that work financially and environmentally, while at the same time empowering the communities they serve. Like the honey badger’s “scraps” support the birds and coyotes…this solution is one that is of benefit to all. An official Press Conference will be held Tuesday, August 28 from 6 to 8 pm.

The average American has long grown tired of the political rhetoric, yet they continue to grow hungry for
a viral video featuring a real honey badger doing real honey badger things. “Birth certificates? Tax returns?

Honey Badger don’t care – that’s just paper! Paper makes a great fuel by the way.” Honey Badger’s platform
supports using “waste” to create clean renewable energy. And there’s the reason the founders of The
Roosevelt 2.0 decided to invite the Honey Badger to join them to announce his official platform for the
2012 election.

The official headquarters will be located in one of the oldest buildings in Ybor City, in the heart of Tampa’s historic entertainment district and in the midst of all the RNC action. Called the Roosevelt 2.0, the space is intended to be one full of positive energy and exciting activity throughout the week. There will be art, music, conversation and positivity.

The staff of the Roosevelt 2.0 are preparing for events all week. Sunday offers yoga, tea, music and a mindful capitalism talk. Tuesday is the main focus, with a personal appearance by press secretary “Randall”- the voice behind the viral sensation Honey Badger video (50,000,000 views) – formally announcing the Honey Badger 2012 platform. A book signing followed by a performance by locally-loved Americana band Applebutter Express will continue the festivities into the evening.

The campaign will continue to update the public in an ongoing video series through the election in
November. A team of film students from the Art Institute of Tampa are producing the media with the
intention of creating career opportunities for students.

Event listings will be updated daily at www.HoneyBadger2012.com.

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About Honey Badger: He has lived in the wild since birth and has practiced everything from cobra fighting
to bee larvae eating. Honey Badger graduated from the school of hard knocks and continues to learn
through real-life lessons. Honey Badger is not a Republican, Democrat, Independent, Green Party, Tea Party
or any other label – he just don’t care.

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Wanna See me Rock a SXSW Panel next year?!?!

The 2013 SXSWi PanelPicker voting interface is live, lovers!: http://panelpicker.sxsw.com/vote/6394

PanelPicker voting closes Friday, August 31 at 11:59 PM CST. After voting closes, SXSWi will review the results for several weeks and the first programming announcement will be made Monday, October 15th on the fabulous SXSWi website!

VOTE VOTE VOTE!!! =) xoxo

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Moi & The Kadima Quartet, Faculty & Master Class Perform Peter & The Wolf – LIVE

August 1st, 2012

CLICK ME HERE + ON NEXT PAGE TO MAKE INVITE LARGER, STUPID!

That’s right folks, I’m performing LIVE, Peter & the Nastyass Wolf with my lovers, The Kadima Quartet, faculty and the Kadima Master Class of 2012! This is an event NOT to be missed; so act as quickly as a Jesus Lizard, darting across the water, and make your rezzies now!

Hope to see you there, lovers!

Love,
Randall =)
xoxo

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VISIT ME AT COMIC CON!!! I’m having a special event & signing at CC itself!!!

COMIC CON JUST GOT NASTY!!!

It’s true, lovers! I’m throwing my own badass event on Friday the 13th at Sheraton Suites from 2-4 (701 A Street) in the Rhapsody Room! I will be giving away FREE shirts and will sign any of the merch I have with me! So please, tell everyone you know and take a break from the Comic Con madness!

As well, Saturday I will at Comic Con, signing my fabulous HB calendars @ ‪6pm booth #1714 (Universal Uclick)!!! See y’all there, lovers! =) xoxo

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Wednesday, May 30th – Come See My One-Fella Show at The Largo!!!

LIVE at The Largo

Click HERE to get tickets online! Tell your friends, family, lovers, neighbors, co-workers, pets and anyone else you may think of! This show is going to be your show of shows!

Plus, if you get tickets, you may submit a vid or pics of your crazyass family or pet and watch me narrate it LIVE! So act now! =) xoxo

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