It’s true, lovers! Today, with one day left to enter, I submitted my video for Wild Kingdom‘s Next Wild Guide contest! If I win, I will receive a cash prize AND host Wild Kingdom online! I mean, how exciting is that?! Please review my submission and let me know what you think? Paws crossed! Share this with your friends and family! =) xoxo
I LOVE being 95.8 Capital FM’s, Capital Breakfast‘s resident animal expert! Dave and Lisa are amazing! There are so many crazy animal-related news stories happening daily; we just never hear about them…until now!
Be sure to check this wonderful station out! Big loves to my UK brothers and sisters!
Watch out-Billions of horny bugs are about to get nasty after 17 years of hibernation!
There’s a goat out there, that thinks it’s a chicken?! How cray cray!
That’s no poodle, that’s a ferret on steroids!!! =O xoxo
Be on the lookout for primates mugging off peeps! =O xoxo
Zombie hamsters are real! =O xoxo
Can you believe April has arrived? It seemed to take forever, but now, it is here and Spring alongside it. Hand-in-hand our April and sweet Spring are here and in the air; ready for love and to erase our minds of the ickiness of January through March! March was really kind of marbles when you think about it. Don’t believe me? Well, I’ll let my latest Monthly Recap, speak for itself! Enjoy! =) xoxo
Lovers,
It has come to my attention one of Trump’s hunting boys is on the new season of Celebrity Apprentice…again. He continues to infest our airwaves with his face and personality. Sadly, those who watch this show are unfamiliar with he and his brother’s hunting exploits. Though they claim they provide the kills to local people/villages; what he fails to leave out are some kills are indeed, purely for “sport”. They’re slain in cold blood for the “thrill” of saying they killed.
Therefore, I suggest we hurt daddy Trump’s ratings as his sons have hurt defenseless and in some cases, endangered animals. We shall not watch the Trump Klan’s show until the sons admit their wrongdoing. Read More…
It’s true, lovers! I am having an outrageous honey badger video contest!
There are many ways to enter my HONEY BADGER VIDEO CONTEST. To enter, simply go HERE or click the widget below!
*The honey badger contest started Friday 2/15/13 and the last submission must be posted to YouTube no later than 11:59pm Thursday 4/25/13
*If you submit your own honey badger video, using Randall’s original nastyass honey badger doll, upload to YouTube and put “honey badger contest” anywhere in the video title.
*Randall will personally select all winners and review all submissions/entries.
*Grand Prize = Randall narrates whatever winner wishes (no pornography or abusive material). Winner must provide original video footage for narration; supplied video footage will be edited to no longer than 3 minutes. Randall’s narrated video will be the Featured Video on Randall’s YouTube channel page for one month. Winning video will be featured in the #1 position of the channel’s main playlist for one month.
-[Winner agrees to release rights to original footage outright, in exchange for the Grand Prize Randall narration. As well, Winner agrees to provide information pertinent to Randall's narration of original footage.]
Runner up prizes =
*A personalized signed copy of “Honey Badger Don’t Care: Randall’s Guide to Nastyass Animals” (1 winner)
*A phone call from Randall (1 winners)
*Randall mentions any name winner wishes, in one of his wildlife videos (2 winners)
*A signed 8×10 photo of Randall & Randall MP3 (2 winners)
Click HERE for nastyass honey badger apps!!!
Now’s your chance to get my “Honey Badger Meditation” MP3 NOW on iTUNES!!!
Or CLICKY this iTunes button below! =) xoxo
It’s true, lovers! I’m having a cray cray, honey badger video contest! But you don’t have to make a video in order to enter to win! No, lovers, there are so many things you can do qualify to enter and win! Watch this video all about it and then read below to learn more about the contest and what you could possibly win!!! Tell everyone you know! Good luck! =) xoxo
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There are many ways to enter my HONEY BADGER VIDEO CONTEST-Please visit:
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*The honey badger contest starts Friday 2/15/13 and the last submission must be posted to YouTube no later than 11:59pm Friday 3/29/13
*If you submit your own honey badger video, using Randall’s original nastyass honey badger doll, upload to YouTube and put “honey badger contest” anywhere in the video title.
*Randall will personally select all winners and review all submissions/entries.
*Grand Prize = Randall narrates whatever winner wishes (no pornography or abusive material). Winner must provide original video footage for narration; supplied video footage will be edited to no longer than 3 minutes. Randall’s narrated video will be the Featured Video on Randall’s YouTube channel page for one month. Winning video will be featured in the #1 position of the channel’s main playlist for one month.
-[Winner agrees to release rights to original footage outright, in exchange for the Grand Prize Randall narration. As well, Winner agrees to provide information pertinent to Randall's narration of original footage.]
Runner up prizes
*A personalized signed copy of “Honey Badger Don’t Care: Randall’s Guide to Nastyass Animals” http://amzn.to/T17uyn (1 winner)
*A phone call from Randall (1 winners)
*Randall mentions any name winner wishes, in one of his wildlife videos (2 winners)
*A signed 8×10 photo of Randall & Randall MP3 (2 winners)
^Andrea Gabriel = http://imdb.to/xg5csd
^Ryan Penington = http://imdb.to/12poqGf
PetFlow really knows how to pamper your pet!
Hey, lovers! I’m so excited to tell you all about this fabulous service from PetFlow.com, known as “Spoiled Rotten“! Whether you are a proud dog or cat (or both!) parent, the Spoiled Rotten monthly care-packages are amazing! As you may already know, I am the proud parent to four loving cats. I give them all the loving I can, but sometimes, it’s hard to remember what each one loves most; what makes them happiest! With these wonderful care-packages, their pampering is completely taken care of!
Each month, PetFlow.com will send your furry babies a package loaded with fun treats and food they’ll love! In my first package, I was thrilled to find a “Bass Brush” which my Maine Coon just loves–and why not? After all, it makes his glorious coat shine and he’s happiest when fluffy! There was also an LED Motion Activated Cat Ball, which they all freaked out over! What’s great is in the middle of the night, I can see where they’re playing even though the lights are out and it’s dark as shih tzu!
Yummy treats include Pet Naturals Hairball snacks and Stella & Chewy’s Freeze Dried Duck Dinner! I mean, my cats were all over me before I even opened up these treats–they heard the snacks in their packages and were instantly doing their cute, prancey dances for tasty scraps!
Cats enjoy getting mail and with the Spoiled Rotten care-package, they’re gonna flip their whiskers with excitement! You should have seen Boo Booze’s face (pictured here with her papa) when I just keep opening one treat after another! She couldn’t believe it and dare I say, she was in “pawe”?! Okay, sorry…anyways, don’t be stupid, if you love your pets as much as I love mine, you’ll go to PetFlow.com and join the Spoiled Rotten club for your pets! Everyone will be happy you did! =) xoxo
It’s true, lovers–soon, I will be in the marvelous city of Toronto in Canada! Doing what I do best: sharing some wild stories, live narrations, singing some songs and extracting your inner-honey badger to just take what you want! Tell your friends and in the meantime, check out the amazing schedule and get more info about my show, lovers!
Click THIS to find out more now, silly! =) xoxo
The 2013 SXSWi PanelPicker voting interface is live, lovers!: http://panelpicker.sxsw.com/vote/6394
PanelPicker voting closes Friday, August 31 at 11:59 PM CST. After voting closes, SXSWi will review the results for several weeks and the first programming announcement will be made Monday, October 15th on the fabulous SXSWi website!
VOTE VOTE VOTE!!! =) xoxo
What a fabulous time I had with everyone who makes the show happen and the fantastic judges themselves!
If you missed it, no worries, deer…simply watch my appearance here:
And here are some amazing pics to AGT! =) xoxo
CLICK ME HERE + ON NEXT PAGE TO MAKE INVITE LARGER, STUPID!
That’s right folks, I’m performing LIVE, Peter & the Nastyass Wolf with my lovers, The Kadima Quartet, faculty and the Kadima Master Class of 2012! This is an event NOT to be missed; so act as quickly as a Jesus Lizard, darting across the water, and make your rezzies now!
Hope to see you there, lovers!
Love,
Randall =)
xoxo
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