Randall's Honey Badger

Lovers,

It has come to my attention one of Trump’s hunting boys is on the new season of Celebrity Apprentice…again. He continues to infest our airwaves with his face and personality. Sadly, those who watch this show are unfamiliar with he and his brother’s hunting exploits. Though they claim they provide the kills to local people/villages; what he fails to leave out are some kills are indeed, purely for “sport”. They’re slain in cold blood for the “thrill” of saying they killed.

Therefore, I suggest we hurt daddy Trump’s ratings as his sons have hurt defenseless and in some cases, endangered animals. We shall not watch the Trump Klan’s show until the sons admit their wrongdoing. Read More…

That’s right-Monday, March 11th, I’ll be speaking at a panel alongside Tony Mennuto (Mister Face, Spin City and Late Night with Conan O’Brien to name a few) and opening the floor up to questions. I’m so thrilled and excited! What shall I wear?! Holy Mary, I totes have my work to do prior to this fabulous event!

Also, after the panel discussion, I will be signing copies of my book, “Honey Badger Don’t Care: Randall’s Guide to Nastyass Animals”! So click HERE right now for more information including location and time! Don’t forget to add me to your SXSW schedule!!!

See you soon, lovers! And please, share this with your peeps and lovers!

=) xoxo